{"id":127,"date":"2022-12-05T14:45:12","date_gmt":"2022-12-05T13:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maisontabga.com\/thierrylecomte\/?p=127"},"modified":"2023-01-24T11:16:41","modified_gmt":"2023-01-24T10:16:41","slug":"sep-consultation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maisontabga.com\/thierrylecomte\/2022\/12\/05\/sep-consultation\/","title":{"rendered":"consultation au CHU"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lors d&rsquo;une x<sup>i\u00e8me<\/sup> consultation au CHU, loin le soir, un m\u00e9decin fatigu\u00e9 se laisse aller \u00e0 la confidence. Il est visiblement lass\u00e9 des d\u00e9r\u00e8glements administratifs et du surcro\u00eet de travail. Il pr\u00e9cise :<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Vous savez, il y a pas mal d&#8217;emplois fictifs \u00e0 l&rsquo;h\u00f4pital.<\/span><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Je pense en secret que ces m\u00e9decins fictifs seraient tout d\u00e9sign\u00e9s pour soigner les maladies fictives. 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