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Certaines choses me semblaient devoir \u00eatre insupportables, qui sont souvent tr\u00e8s supportables, voire anecdotiques (la douleur en particulier). D&rsquo;autres me semblaient tr\u00e8s simples, et se sont av\u00e9r\u00e9es hautement probl\u00e9matiques. La majorit\u00e9 des probl\u00e8mes furent impr\u00e9vus.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Un par exemple. Quand les sphincters se d\u00e9r\u00e8glent, difficile de pisser tranquille dans des WC publics pour mec. Au bout de deux minutes pass\u00e9es devant ton urinoir, les gens te regardent de travers. Du coup tu bloques encore plus. Le plus souvent, tu fais croire que c&rsquo;est bon et tu te casses. On verra plus tard. Tu sors, la t\u00eate basse. Pareil chez des gens que tu ne connais pas trop. Pourquoi rester cinq minutes aux toilettes ? Tu penses \u00e0 ce qu&rsquo;ils doivent penser. Tu tires la chasse, et tu sors, l&rsquo;air de rien, ce qui est pire car je joue mal le gars <em>l&rsquo;air de rien<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Du coup, j&rsquo;organise mes d\u00e9placements de chiottes amicales en chiottes amicales, c&rsquo;est-\u00e0-dire selon les chiottes dans lesquelles tu peux rester longtemps sans angoisse. Sur ma carte mentale, je coche en premier les cases <em>toilettes p\u00e9p\u00e8res<\/em>. Je cabote ainsi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ridicule infortune.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand j&rsquo;\u00e9tais bien portant, je n&rsquo;imaginais pas la maladie. J&rsquo;imaginais une id\u00e9e de maladie de bien portant. Je ne savais pas que la maladie te modifie de l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur. 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