{"id":6382,"date":"2026-10-12T17:29:18","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T15:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maisontabga.com\/thierrylecomte\/?p=6382"},"modified":"2026-11-04T15:09:01","modified_gmt":"2026-11-04T14:09:01","slug":"cat-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maisontabga.com\/thierrylecomte\/2026\/10\/12\/cat-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Comme je viens de voir partir d\u00e9finitivement ma voiture, avec elle ses promesses associ\u00e9es, l\u2019\u00e9vidence des faits impose sa loi d\u2019airain. Je suis d\u00e9sormais un pi\u00e9ton.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ou plut\u00f4t non, car marcher je ne le puis plus.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Je suis bien plus devenu un chat, animal territorial par excellence, que je n\u2019appr\u00e9cie d\u2019ailleurs que mod\u00e9r\u00e9ment. Cette r\u00e9duction cataire au demi-hectare ressemble donc \u00e0 une double peine, voire une fourberie tant je ne saurais revendiquer sans mentir quelque souplesse.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Parfois, la chose me para\u00eet incroyable, mais la maladie m\u2019a appris combien le r\u00e9el n\u2019a pas besoin d\u2019\u00eatre cr\u00e9dible pour \u00eatre vrai. Au contraire de nos diff\u00e9rentes r\u00e9alit\u00e9s invent\u00e9es, fruits de nos mensonges et tristes fantasmes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vais-je devenir ainsi que l\u2019auguste f\u00e9lin, mais lourd et pataud, un d\u00e9lire de contr\u00f4le ou la vigie angoiss\u00e9e et hautaine d\u2019un micro-royaume ? Assis sans joie derri\u00e8re la vitre, \u00e0 demi endormi, j\u2019observerai l\u2019air de rien l\u2019ailleurs immobile comme un d\u00e9cor sans profondeur. J\u2019irai me frotter \u00e0 chaque visiteur. Ils y verront de l\u2019amiti\u00e9 extravagante, quand il ne s\u2019agit en fait que d\u2019une proc\u00e9dure de neutralisation.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ah, quelle horreur ! La sep languissante me r\u00e9duisant en Raminagrobis d&rsquo;infortune, moi qui r\u00eavait tant au loup libre et au chien insoucieux.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comme je viens de voir partir d\u00e9finitivement ma voiture, avec elle ses promesses associ\u00e9es, l\u2019\u00e9vidence des faits impose sa loi d\u2019airain. 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